Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
In a coat of gold or a coat of red / a lolcat can haz claws / and I would haz cheezburger, lord / you should just give me yours…— Scott Lynch (@scottlynch78) May 13, 2014
Suddenly, the doors to the kitchen close, and the humans’ eyes dart around in fear as the cats start humming…
This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner
WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE
This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D
I want a Sheldon of my very own!
So… I decided to make a mini iron throne for my mobile phone. A couple of hours, loooots of swords and hot glue.
It has been my plan for years now to make one of these but out of those green sticks Starbucks gives you to plug the hole in the coffee lid, because I saw a cup full of them once and was reminded of the iron throne. MISSION REACQUIRED.